Made a fool of everyone.........

Foolishness began before the word foolish itself was invented. In the past a fool was walkin in the drizzle thinkin about the freakin world. His mind must have been thinkin for quite a while becoz it had almost been two weeks he last gave a thought on something else. He was just disturbed with the outside world who ridiculed and mocked him. He always thought he was someone special, somebody who thought his thinkin was always outside the box (and maybe outside the sphere). 

   I would like to define sphere first. A sphere is the epitome of foolishness. Out of all the shape why sphere? After all nobody prefers a bald skull. As crazy as it may sound nature preferred spherical earth and spherical marble. Spherical earth was the most stable form our earth could exist and spherical marble was the one that added the most excitement. Earth is the land of extremes. Act extreme to be famous because we all crave for pleasure and pleasure can be associated with extreme. A extreme sarcast ( a person who is really sarcastic) is a popular fellow and his/ her presence could bring extreme laughter or an extreme fight. However they both involve adrenaline so it flushes our systems with excitement we crave for. So physics concluded that spherical shape was the most stable one.  Hmmmm sounds more like the lyrics of a Primus song but it is true. 

  The fool thought for couple of hours. He was tired and all of a sudden a gush of bad breath came from his mouth. From his unbrushed teeth a gush of foul smell came with a semi-animalistic sound, "Foooooooo". The character o went on and on until the it was stopped by the desperateness for life. The ooooo was replaced by a long breath. The fool thought for ten minutes before he decided to add another l character and it was also an intelligent from the fool's point of view because it was give him legitimacy of a word and he wouldn't have to kill himself while speaking his own word when he got old. Soon everybody made fun of the fool and his new word "FOOOOOOOOOOL". At that time the character l only came when it was time to breath. The complication was finally realized when a jest-loving sarcast died while pronouncing the same word. Poor guy didnt know that he was gonna die that day. However his heart was weak and he died due to lack of breath. He became a subject of mockery rather than sympathy because he died when he was mocking a fool. Rest of people didnt want to die soon so they "borrowed" the word from the stupid guy and lots of o's were replace by just two o's. Bingo a new word "fool" was born. Tragically it is still used to ridicule the same guy who created it.